i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.
Via The First Aid
It’s hilariously disgusting that water is a commodity
You can own water now
FUCK THAT WATER IS FOR EVERYONE
WATER FUCKING SUSTAINS LIFE AND WE HAVE THESE OLD ASS WHITE PEOPLE LITERALLY BUYING THE SHIT AND WITHHOLDING IT FROM PEOPLE
WHAT A JOKE
Time to figure out if I can do this field trip assignment without taking the field trip…because I really don’t want to go to Science World tomorrow
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
"Dolly the llama"
I decided to NOT regret tonight. Instead of going to a party hosted by people who annoy me I decided to sleep over at one of my favourite places ever. I need to remember to be good to myself.
THE FUCKING CROSSWALK BUTTON BY MY BUS STOP DOESN’T WORK
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried