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mohawkmullet asked: 8, 9, 14, 35, 46, 55, 56, 60, 63, 70 :) I totally didn't choose those numbers at random.

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8. Describe your crush
Dat ass 

9. Describe your perfect mate
 All the good stuff, none of the bad stuff? This is a really general question >.> Perfect would be shorter than me, short hair, loves cuddling, bending the rules of normal social conduct… You know, good stuff.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
 I think so? It hasn’t escalated enough for me to think of this person right away. I was going to say no, but then I remembered someone. 
I guess I have a little physical crush, and a little personality crush, on two different people. 

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
by about 6 months 

46. How many times did you have sex last year?
I think 3 

55. Share a relationship story.
No 

56. State 8 facts about your body
Every time I answer these I can’t think of anything, then days later I think of someone that would be great for a question like this. So I’m just gonna not answer it.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
6 months 

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
I was going to say, 2+ people touching genitals of more than just themselves to reach orgasm, but that’s not even a requirement. It’s sex, if you acknowledge it as sex, and you’re not making a joke -.- 

70. What turns you on?
Way too much.