But why can’t the fat girl play Juliet?
It’s the plumpest of roles, so then why not pick me?
It’s just a stupid show
Says the dashing Romeo
Well I’ve played a servant for years in a row!
But I’ll have the last laugh - you bet your ass
Hurt me? You can’t! I have mounds of thick skin
Beating high school doesn’t last, and someday, I have a hunch
That I’ll eat them for breakfast and shit them for lunch.