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fakeaccentuniversity:

But why can’t the fat girl play Juliet?

It’s the plumpest of roles, so then why not pick me?

It’s just a stupid show

Says the dashing Romeo

Well I’ve played a servant for years in a row!

But I’ll have the last laugh - you bet your ass

Hurt me? You can’t! I have mounds of thick skin

Beating high school doesn’t last, and someday, I have a hunch

That I’ll eat them for breakfast and shit them for lunch.

Via From Fifty Feet ∞
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